Men's Humor

@MensHumor

Humor Tailored for Men. Submit: [email protected] IG: https://t.co/0S9ol62uBE

  1. #1

    The merging of American, Mexican, and Chinese foods into one glorious creation. I'm in!

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    The merging of American, Mexican, and Chinese foods into one glorious creation.…
  2. #2

    Imagine needing strangers to validate your vacation before it counts.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Imagine needing strangers to validate your vacation before it counts.
  3. #3

    Get'em, Daryl.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Get'em, Daryl.
  4. #4

    6 of my top 8 would be meme pages now...

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    6 of my top 8 would be meme pages now...
  5. #5

    What other men out there??

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    What other men out there??
  6. #6

    Grab one here:

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Grab one here:
  7. #7

    I thought you're supposed to start at 3...?

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    I thought you're supposed to start at 3...?
  8. #8

    Yea...and this is why I don't teach.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Yea...and this is why I don't teach.
  9. #9

    We need to chill with all the face modifications.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    We need to chill with all the face modifications.
  10. #10

    Get one here!

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Get one here!
  11. #11

    Maybe I'm old, but I thought the max was 4.0.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Maybe I'm old, but I thought the max was 4.0.
  12. #12

    How am I getting 47...?

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    How am I getting 47...?
  13. #13

    No. The fireplace mantle definitely needs a samurai sword from the home shopping network.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    No. The fireplace mantle definitely needs a samurai sword from the home shoppin…
  14. #14

    We tell them and they aren't interested. Then they ask us what's wrong in their next breath.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    We tell them and they aren't interested. Then they ask us what's wrong in their…
  15. #15

    The reddest of flags.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    The reddest of flags.
  16. #16

    I used to work at Old Navy. A customer bought a pair of pants, disappeared into the fitting room, and left another pair stuffed in the recycling bin. I never questioned it. Readin…

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    I used to work at Old Navy. A customer bought a pair of pants, disappeared into…
  17. #17

    America in 2026.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    America in 2026.
  18. #18

    Erling Haaland searching Instagram for memes about himself.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Erling Haaland searching Instagram for memes about himself.
  19. #19

    Sounds like your boyfriend doesn't read.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Sounds like your boyfriend doesn't read.
  20. #20

    I'm with Justin on this one.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    I'm with Justin on this one.
  21. #21

    Grab one here:

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Grab one here:
  22. #22

    Every time you hear a story about Keanu Reeves, he somehow becomes even harder to dislike. I don't think another celebrity has pulled that off.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Every time you hear a story about Keanu Reeves, he somehow becomes even harder…
  23. #23

    Straight to jail.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Straight to jail.
  24. #24

    Perfect shirt.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Perfect shirt.
  25. #25

    This won't work though. Taco Bell defies physics. You can diarrhea out more than you ate and still gain 3 lbs.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    This won't work though. Taco Bell defies physics. You can diarrhea out more tha…
  26. #26

    HERE'S THE RULE: We close at 9 = we will serve you until 9. Doesn’t mean you can come in at 8:59 and expect to be served until 9:45.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    HERE'S THE RULE: We close at 9 = we will serve you until 9. Doesn’t mean you ca…
  27. #27

    This is the dream.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    This is the dream.
  28. #28

    If you don't have a Buc-ee's where you live, I feel sorry for you.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    If you don't have a Buc-ee's where you live, I feel sorry for you.
  29. #29

    Ok great, so I'm not alone.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    Ok great, so I'm not alone.
  30. #30

    They probably somehow found a way to take it out of his check.

    Men's Humor @MensHumor ·
    They probably somehow found a way to take it out of his check.