daniel tosh

@danieltosh

founder of https://t.co/Mp6Q9vwf5H

  1. #1

    the tradition continues! xmas in reno!! free eggnog at the meet and greet!!! tickets on sale now!!!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    the tradition continues! xmas in reno!! free eggnog at the meet and greet!!! ti…
  2. #2

    san diego! 2nd show added nov. 24th!! a true thanksgiving miracle!!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    san diego! 2nd show added nov. 24th!! a true thanksgiving miracle!!!
  3. #3

    gainesville has been added to the #sweetTtour on sept 25! presale starts now, with password tosh!! #chompchomp #fsusucks

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    gainesville has been added to the #sweetTtour on sept 25! presale starts now, w…
  4. #4

    san diego, you’re next! tickets on sale nowish!!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    san diego, you’re next! tickets on sale nowish!!!
  5. #5

    late show added in nashville, tennessee! tickets on sale now!! please, pass it on!!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  6. #6

    the townies have spoken! second shows have been added in knoxville and johnson city, tennessee. you are welcome!! tickets on sale right now!!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    the townies have spoken! second shows have been added in knoxville and johnson…
  7. #7

    today is the day! tickets to my new stand-up tour go on sale now! loosen up your bible belts! #sweetTtour

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    today is the day! tickets to my new stand-up tour go on sale now! loosen up you…
  8. #8

    let’s take my nephew @TDemorat off the board, @MiamiDolphins !!!

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  9. #9

    heading to temecula for 2 shows at pechanga casino!! one show will have prizes! june 10

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    heading to temecula for 2 shows at pechanga casino!! one show will have prizes!…
  10. #10

    heading to do shows in the two majors of the pacific northwest, spokane and tacoma! tickets on sale now!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    heading to do shows in the two majors of the pacific northwest, spokane and tac…
  11. #11

    dvr’ing the dolphins game today. no spoilzies please. waiting until after the super bowl so i can binge watch their entire magical run.

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  12. #12

    beautiful fort pierce tonight! tomorrow, hollywood/ft lauderdale/miami, see you at the hard rock!! #floridatrashtour

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    beautiful fort pierce tonight! tomorrow, hollywood/ft lauderdale/miami, see you…
  13. #13

    it was too hot to play in florida. it’s too cold to play in buffalo. just let the nfl know where you think you can win a game #bills and i’m sure they will accommodate. #dolphins…

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  14. #14

    josh allen makes bad decisions. bills mafia makes excuses. dolphins keep winning!!!

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  15. #15

    the #floridatrashtour begins next thursday!!! a portion of proceeds will go to fund local abortions. technically, making all attendees an accessory to murder. let’s see if this hu…

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  16. #16

    yo @melkiperespn, get my nephew @tdemorat on the big board (or big board adjacent!!) are you watching what he’s been doing? he’s got the intangibles… strong arm ☑️ nfl body ☑️ sex…

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  17. #17

    andy reid might be an amazing actor.

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  18. #18

    thanks to @subaru_usa for making today national #MakeADogsDay! we’ll be celebrating by tailgating in the garage until we see a squirrel. #bigday #ad

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    thanks to @subaru_usa for making today national #MakeADogsDay! we’ll be celebra…
  19. #19

    for all of you who only follow me in hopes that i will one day start a children’s clothing line, well, today is your lucky day! seriously. and yes, it's all pink! and yes, a porti…

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  20. #20

    i guess this means that miami is now the super bowl favorites… and buffalo can go back to being a city god meant to put in ohio.

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  21. #21

    leaves and lobster tour begins tonight! burlington to nantucket and 10 other lucky cities!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  22. #22

    only scott frost can be 0-2 in week 1.

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  23. #23

    presale starts today for my annual spectacular reno show dec 17th, godspeed!! password: tosh

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  24. #24

    the middle of july! no better time to be in vegas!! see you tonight at the mirage!!!

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  25. #25

    showbiz alert! 2nd shows added in concord, nh and ft myers, fl!!! tickets on sale now with password: tosh #leavesandlobstertour #floridatrashtour

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
  26. #26

    even though monica said i won’t make mat i still plan to go full out tonight in houston and tomorrow in corpus christi!!

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·
    even though monica said i won’t make mat i still plan to go full out tonight in…
  27. #27

    second show added in fort pierce. tickets on sale now. password tosh. #floridatrashtour

    daniel tosh @danieltosh ·