Telegram Messenger

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Simple, fast, secure – and synced across all your devices. One of the top 5 most-downloaded apps in the world with over 1 billion active users.

#1

often imitated never duplicated

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-27
#2

honestly I still call it twitter most of the time

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-26
#3

I gotta start using this account to get free shit, right? this is why we play the game

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-25
#4

I have a gun

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-24
#5

why the @duolingo owl lowkey kinda thicc tho?

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-23
#6

how am I supposed to get anything done today @valvesoftware I miss my VR waifu

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-23
#7

I got a vasectomy in 2022 and with this economy, it might be the best decision I've ever made Follow me for more financial advice 📈

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-22
#8

I am a machine that turns mental illness into internet points

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-20
#9

AMA (fun questions only)

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-19
#10

a very happy Thursday to the bot farm still swarming my replies 😊

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-18
#11

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water. Your government is also considering banning solid food,…

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-17
#12

hey can I have like 50 bucks? @elonmusk

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-16
#13

you up?

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-15
#14

Who's winning the world cup? I have a crippling gambling addiction and need some action

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-13
#15

Arm-havers rejoice, the watch apps are back

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-12
#16

being a little bitch is now against the Terms of Service

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-11
#17

🔥 @durov

Telegram Messenger @telegram · 2026-06-02