“你是小明吧~爸爸妈妈中午吵架啦~今天姨姨来接你回家~啊？你说你没有姨姨？爸爸的表弟当然要叫姨姨啦~~~” "Mommy and Daddy had a little fight at noon~ Aunty is picking you up and taking you home today~ Huh? You say you don’t have an aunty? But Daddy’s cousin counts as an aunty~right?"