Before 911 existed, we had no emergency number. If you got stabbed, or shoved something up your ass… Tough shit. Literally. 🧵

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1. #1

   I solemnly swear to wish the best, biggest most american GM yall have ever received

   Abe | America’s Offi…Abe | America’s Official Bird 🦅🇺🇸 @AbeTheBaldEagle · 2025-08-28

   
2. #2

   Hope you enjoyed that good ol' fashion American bullying @CrackerBarrel

   Abe | America’s Offi…Abe | America’s Official Bird 🦅🇺🇸 @AbeTheBaldEagle · 2025-08-27

   
3. #3

   What do you think of my art @POTUS ?

   Abe | America’s Offi…Abe | America’s Official Bird 🦅🇺🇸 @AbeTheBaldEagle · 2025-08-27

   
4. #4

   GM AMERICA!

   Abe | America’s Offi…Abe | America’s Official Bird 🦅🇺🇸 @AbeTheBaldEagle · 2025-08-26

   
5. #5

   EuroPoors will see this and say we have no culture...

   Abe | America’s Offi…Abe | America’s Official Bird 🦅🇺🇸 @AbeTheBaldEagle · 2025-08-06

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6. #6

   Quite shocking this isn't hanging in the @smithsonian

   Abe | America’s Offi…Abe | America’s Official Bird 🦅🇺🇸 @AbeTheBaldEagle · 2025-08-04

   

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