“I ThOugHt YoU wERe VeGaN” Before you all come for me in the comments, I do eat mollusks every now and again, as they don't have a central nervous system and are closer to plants than animals, and I'm lacking in omega fatty acids 🌸🌸🌼

“I ThOugHt YoU wERe VeGaN” Before you all come for me in the comments, I do eat mollusks every now…
“I ThOugHt YoU wERe VeGaN” Before you all come for me in the comments, I do eat mollusks every now…
  1. #1

    Udderly obsessed with leafy countryside escapes

    Udderly obsessed with leafy countryside escapes
  2. #2

    (David Attenborough voice) Here we observe the creature in her natural habitat - nearly naked in a five-star suite, and entirely content. Experts are unsurprised

    (David Attenborough voice) Here we observe the creature in her natural habitat…
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    Professional +1 available for European weddings. Specialising in intense romance, sneaking away to the gardens, and raising eyebrows across the room

    Professional +1 available for European weddings. Specialising in intense romanc…
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    Tapping into your desires

    Tapping into your desires
  5. #5

    My favourite London restaurant

    My favourite London restaurant
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    No clock-watching when I’m around

    No clock-watching when I’m around

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