Fair warning: tell me to ‘relax and put my feet up’, and I’ll take that very literally

Indy Arden @ItsIndyArden ·
Fair warning: tell me to ‘relax and put my feet up’, and I’ll take that very literally

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    Udderly obsessed with leafy countryside escapes

    Indy Arden @ItsIndyArden ·
    Udderly obsessed with leafy countryside escapes
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    (David Attenborough voice) Here we observe the creature in her natural habitat - nearly naked in a five-star suite, and entirely content. Experts are unsurprised

    Indy Arden @ItsIndyArden ·
    (David Attenborough voice) Here we observe the creature in her natural habitat…
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    Professional +1 available for European weddings. Specialising in intense romance, sneaking away to the gardens, and raising eyebrows across the room

    Indy Arden @ItsIndyArden ·
    Professional +1 available for European weddings. Specialising in intense romanc…
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    Tapping into your desires

    Indy Arden @ItsIndyArden ·
    Tapping into your desires
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    My favourite London restaurant

    Indy Arden @ItsIndyArden ·
    My favourite London restaurant
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    No clock-watching when I’m around

    Indy Arden @ItsIndyArden ·
    No clock-watching when I’m around

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