I hit 20k followers. Celebrate me the right way: $20 if you're cheap, $200 if you're trying, or $2,000 if you actually know your place.

Goddess Evelyn 🦇 @greedyevelyn ·
I hit 20k followers. Celebrate me the right way: $20 if you're cheap, $200 if you're trying, or $2,…

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  1. #1

    My good little Jake got jealous of my friend’s toy Jimbo. Maybe next time I should expose him the same way….or should I just drop the uncovered face in the comments?

    Goddess Evelyn 🦇 @greedyevelyn ·
    My good little Jake got jealous of my friend’s toy Jimbo. Maybe next time I sho…My good little Jake got jealous of my friend’s toy Jimbo. Maybe next time I sho…
  2. #2

    Give me your cash first. Then I’ll crush those useless balls right here.

    Goddess Evelyn 🦇 @greedyevelyn ·
    Give me your cash first. Then I’ll crush those useless balls right here.
  3. #3

    Be a good boy and pay for my next nail set.

    Goddess Evelyn 🦇 @greedyevelyn ·
    Be a good boy and pay for my next nail set.
  4. #4

    This pretty Asian Goddess only gets wet for superior BBC only.

    Goddess Evelyn 🦇 @greedyevelyn ·
    This pretty Asian Goddess only gets wet for superior BBC only.
  5. #5

    Nothing helps me sleep better than knowing you’re in pain for me.

    Goddess Evelyn 🦇 @greedyevelyn ·
    Nothing helps me sleep better than knowing you’re in pain for me.
  6. #6

    These perfect pink feet turn you into a leaking mess every single time.

    Goddess Evelyn 🦇 @greedyevelyn ·
    These perfect pink feet turn you into a leaking mess every single time.

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