🚨 HOLY SMOKES: IRAN IS CRUMBLING UNDER U.S. PRESSURE 🚨
Iran's NUCLEAR PROGRAM? Buried. MILITARY? Crippled. Gay Ayatollah? NO LEVERAGE LEFT.
We're the NEW OPEC, and Gulf Arabs are building pipelines to BYPASS Iran! ⛽💥
U.S. STRIKES and BLOCKADES have Iran in a TAILSPIN. No