Karen didn't want him recording, so she pulled the fire alarm. 🤦‍♂️ Pulling a fire alarm when there is no fire can be a felony if someone is hurt trying to escape.

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   Once my wife gets in bed, all bets are off. No hugging, no touching, only sleeping is allowed. If I attempt to initiate a hug - it is swiftly rebutted with a 'IM SLEEPING.' I can'…

   AlphaFoxAlphaFox @alphafox · 7 小时前
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   Getting your hair done in NYC looks completely different now that Mamdani has taken over:

   AlphaFoxAlphaFox @alphafox · 10 小时前

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   The new Skybourne race in WoW Forever seems kinda gay.

   AlphaFoxAlphaFox @alphafox · 12 小时前

   

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