Abe | America’s Official Bird 🦅🇺🇸

@AbeTheBaldEagle

Hey, I’m Abe—Name’s Short for American Bald Eagle.

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  1. #1

    TOP 1 AMERICAN WATER BRAND PLEASE DO NOT DEBATE ME ON THIS

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    GM! You ever heard a bald eagle pledge allegiance? Now you have. CACAWWWW 🇺🇸🦅

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  3. #3

    THESE ARE THE DEFINITIVE TOP FAST FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA. DEFINITIVE. Do not try and debate this.

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    🇺🇸 AMERICA TRIED TO MAKE A GAY BOMB 🇺🇸 Like an actual bomb. That'd make enemy soldiers want to hook up with each other. 👇

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  5. #5

    Good Morning. Can I get a "Hell Yeah!"

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    Good Morning. Can I get a "Hell Yeah!"
  6. #6

    GM!

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  7. #7

    GM!

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  8. #8

    AMERICA LOST A NUKE Then kept losing more. And more. And more.

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  9. #9

    Fart in an elevator in Texas? Congratulations partner, you just committed a crime.

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  10. #10

    PIZZA CAN LAND YOUR ASS IN JAIL You wish it weren’t true… but it is 👇

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  11. #11

    RFK finally banned Red Dye 40 🧪☠️ Too late for you though. That thing has been frying your insides for decades. More info in my PSA. (TikTok banned it)

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  12. #12

    Yeah the draft is still a thing… Some of yall gonna have to trench for real.

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  13. #13

    Before 911 existed, we had no emergency number. If you got stabbed, or shoved something up your ass… Tough shit. Literally. 🧵

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  14. #14

    We kinda banned Easter for 200+ years. But we brought it back with a healthy dose of sugar and capitalism. Only in America 🇺🇸 👇

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  15. #15

    HAPPY EASTER Y’ALL! Hope you have a wonderful Sunday. CACAWWWW 🦅🇺🇸

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    HAPPY EASTER Y’ALL! Hope you have a wonderful Sunday. CACAWWWW 🦅🇺🇸
  16. #16

    Why are we feeding military-grade candy to children every Easter? BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA. CACAWWWW 🇺🇸🦅

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  17. #17

    Good morning! Can your national bird get a GM back?

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  18. #18

    Is it time to end the Federal Reserve?

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  19. #19

    Good Morning Hope yall have an enjoyable Good Friday

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  20. #20

    You may hate Ticketmaster. You may hate Coachella. But one doesn’t exist without the other.

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  21. #21

    Did you file taxes yesterday? Well... You were never supposed to.

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  22. #22

    THE U.S. ARMY LOST 3 NUKES. No one knows where they are. No one’s looking. And that’s just how we like it.

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  23. #23

    Did JD Vance break that trophy? Only if you believe the FAKE NEWS. i gotchu @VP

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  24. #24

    Can ya believe they banned Easter? Well they really did!

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  25. #25

    My boy Jeffy B putting MILFs in Orbit... Only in America baby! Gg @JeffBezos

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  26. #26

    Don't go mistaking me for no parrot now...

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  27. #27

    🚨 Contract Renounced & Liquidity Locked 🚨 There's no stopping this bird now. CACAWWWWWWWWW 🇺🇸🦅

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    🚨 Contract Renounced & Liquidity Locked 🚨 There's no stopping this bird now…
  28. #28

    See you soon @base… Only a couple more sleeps. CACAAAAWWW 🇺🇸🦅

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    See you soon @base… Only a couple more sleeps. CACAAAAWWW 🇺🇸🦅
  29. #29

    Unbothered. Moisturized. Didn't use Autopen to fabricate pardons for my corrupt family.

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    Unbothered. Moisturized. Didn't use Autopen to fabricate pardons for my corrupt…
  30. #30

    🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 We are delighted to announce ABE will be moving to @base in the next couple of weeks. Only makes sense to build our nest in a U.S-based chain. More details in the…

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