Crusoe the Dachshund

@Celeb_Dachshund

Wiener Dog Extraordinaire. Author of the NYTimes Bestseller, People’s Choice Award Winner. Stick picker-upper’er

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  1. #1

    “Serious question.. Would you trust me to saw you in half?” 🪚 ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Serious question.. Would you trust me to saw you in half?” 🪚 ~ Crusoe
  2. #2

    Have you ever seen my Magic Show? With Oakley as my assistant? Watch it here: https://t.co/uENfGGHG2x 🪄

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Have you ever seen my Magic Show? With Oakley as my assistant? Watch it here: h…
  3. #3

    “Mum says not to worry, I’ll always be her baby!… But.. I’m skeptical! I don’t remember being consulted on any of this..😝” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Mum says not to worry, I’ll always be her baby!… But.. I’m skeptical! I don’t…“Mum says not to worry, I’ll always be her baby!… But.. I’m skeptical! I don’t…
  4. #4

    “Morning! 😊 I’d like to take a moment to ask you all something!.. As we’ve been seeing lately, social media platforms and algorithms can change quickly.. but there’s one way you c…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Morning! 😊 I’d like to take a moment to ask you all something!.. As we’ve been…
  5. #5

    “For the longest time we just thought Mum was going heavy on the donuts but turns out there’s something ALIVE and MOVING in there!! Supposedly we’re going to have a new baby broth…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “For the longest time we just thought Mum was going heavy on the donuts but tur…
  6. #6

    “Today is my ‘GOTCHA DAY’! I’ve officially been with Mum and Dad for 15 years to the day! ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Today is my ‘GOTCHA DAY’! I’ve officially been with Mum and Dad for 15 years t…“Today is my ‘GOTCHA DAY’! I’ve officially been with Mum and Dad for 15 years t…“Today is my ‘GOTCHA DAY’! I’ve officially been with Mum and Dad for 15 years t…
  7. #7

    “First stick of 2025 - What predictions for the new year do you make from this stick??” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “First stick of 2025 - What predictions for the new year do you make from this…
  8. #8

    “Mr. Oakley Dokily! Still the same ol’ pup!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Mr. Oakley Dokily! Still the same ol’ pup!” ~ Crusoe
  9. #9

    “Back together again! Merry Christmas Eve everyone!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Back together again! Merry Christmas Eve everyone!” ~ Crusoe
  10. #10

    “100 new levels added to my game, taking you through the ZOO, just in time for the holidays! Download or update your app at: https://t.co/DG52K7iA6Q “ ~ Crusoe

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  11. #11

    “So long Florida.. headed home for the holidays! 🥶” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “So long Florida.. headed home for the holidays! 🥶” ~ Crusoe
  12. #12

    Did you know I’m the CEO of a dog ramp company? 20% off for BFCM at

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Did you know I’m the CEO of a dog ramp company? 20% off for BFCM at
  13. #13

    Free pizza for anyone who comes to follow us on Bluesky!

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Free pizza for anyone who comes to follow us on Bluesky!
  14. #14

    Who’s on Bluesky? Seems chill over there. Come join me!

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Who’s on Bluesky? Seems chill over there. Come join me!
  15. #15

    “It’s a good day for dogs. I am so proud of all my fans who helped us raise an absolutely whopping $171,000 for IVDD/spinal research and clinical trials at @cornellvet. This type…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “It’s a good day for dogs. I am so proud of all my fans who helped us raise an…
  16. #16

    “Happy Halloweenie - or early Day of the Wiener Dead!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Happy Halloweenie - or early Day of the Wiener Dead!” ~ Crusoe“Happy Halloweenie - or early Day of the Wiener Dead!” ~ Crusoe
  17. #17

    Wow.. incredible.. unbelievable.. We've raised $125,000 in less than 48 hours for IVDD/spinal injury research and trials!

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Wow.. incredible.. unbelievable.. We've raised $125,000 in less than 48 hours f…
  18. #18

    "Tomorrow I turn 15 years old!🙈🥳 I've received so much over the years that this birthday will be all about giving back (although I still expect a cake!). So I hope you join me in…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    "Tomorrow I turn 15 years old!🙈🥳 I've received so much over the years that this…
  19. #19

    "For my 15th birthday on Monday, I'm doing something a little different.. Instead of receiving, I'll be giving - by launching a special fundraiser that's called the IVDD FUND.. So…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    "For my 15th birthday on Monday, I'm doing something a little different.. Inste…
  20. #20

    "My 2025 calendars are now available - featuring all 4 of us! I know I'm taking life a little slower and quieter these days, but I hope you know I always appreciate your love and…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    "My 2025 calendars are now available - featuring all 4 of us! I know I'm taking…
  21. #21

    It's a bird.. it's a plane.. no, it's.. SUPERWIENER Watch now:

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    It's a bird.. it's a plane.. no, it's.. SUPERWIENER Watch now:
  22. #22

    WHO'S READY?!

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  23. #23

    "Here's puppy-Crusoe hoping everyone stays safe and secure from Milton the next while! ☔" ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    "Here's puppy-Crusoe hoping everyone stays safe and secure from Milton the next…
  24. #24

    "Still swimmin'! 🐟 And little update - I'm doing ok. I've improved a little from my recent setback.. but not a ton. If only my back feet would stop flip-flopping so much, I'd be i…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    "Still swimmin'! 🐟 And little update - I'm doing ok. I've improved a little fro…
  25. #25

    “We doing ok.. Just soaking up as much of summer as we can..!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “We doing ok.. Just soaking up as much of summer as we can..!” ~ Crusoe
  26. #26

    Google Photos made us this recap from a few years ago.. and we liked it, so sharing here ☺️

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  27. #27

    “Oakley, don’t fetch THAT ball!!” If you haven’t already, catch the whole episode here:

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  28. #28

    If you’ve ever been stuck/frustrated on a level in my game, we just added a new FREE PASS feature that will let you skip a level you’re stuck on! Plus more new levels just added a…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    If you’ve ever been stuck/frustrated on a level in my game, we just added a new…
  29. #29

    It's here! New episode, where wiener dogs get sent off to BOOT CAMP! Will they make it, or break it?.. Find out here: https://t.co/peScA6s1Kt #sundayvibes

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    It's here! New episode, where wiener dogs get sent off to BOOT CAMP! Will they…
  30. #30

    “Tomorrow in a brand new episode, we get shipped off to BOOT CAMP, and where you’ll hear Delilah talk for the first time! (This was all filmed a year ago go but finally getting it…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Tomorrow in a brand new episode, we get shipped off to BOOT CAMP, and where yo…