Crusoe the Dachshund

@Celeb_Dachshund

Wiener Dog Extraordinaire. Author of the NYTimes Bestseller, People’s Choice Award Winner. Stick picker-upper’er

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  1. #1

    “I’m cheering for my birth city, while Daphne’s cheering for her beach city!😝” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “I’m cheering for my birth city, while Daphne’s cheering for her beach city!😝”…
  2. #2

    “Daphne and Delilah are finding the Florida heat a bit much, so Dad gave them both a good trim.. altho Mum wasn’t too happy!” 😬 ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Daphne and Delilah are finding the Florida heat a bit much, so Dad gave them b…
  3. #3

    “A very happy 15th birthday to my little (canine) brother, Oakley Dokily!! 🥳 Geez, we’re both getting old buddy..! Also, for the first time in a long time, Oakley and Delilah are…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “A very happy 15th birthday to my little (canine) brother, Oakley Dokily!! 🥳 Ge…
  4. #4

    Thanks for everyone’s concerns given the unfortunate and scary events happening in Mexico! We are currently in a very small, quiet seaside town far away from what’s happening so f…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Thanks for everyone’s concerns given the unfortunate and scary events happening…
  5. #5

    “I picked up a nice stick, because I have an exciting update coming tomorrow where I’ll announce Cornell’s first study trial design that the’ll be undertaking with the $1.15+ mill…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “I picked up a nice stick, because I have an exciting update coming tomorrow wh…
  6. #6

    “Geez, our little bro is already 3 bottles deep and it’s not even 9pm!! 😋🍼 Happy New Year everyone!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Geez, our little bro is already 3 bottles deep and it’s not even 9pm!! 😋🍼 Happ…
  7. #7

    “A very Merry Christmas from our family to yours!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “A very Merry Christmas from our family to yours!” ~ Crusoe
  8. #8

    Even while technically retired, I've been nominated for the brand new Pets Choice Awards (from the makers of the Teen Choice Awards!) I know life is more quiet for me these days……

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Even while technically retired, I've been nominated for the brand new Pets Choi…
  9. #9

    “Are ya’ll having a drumstick, thigh, cheek, or tail?”😅 ~ Crusoe Happy Thanksgiving! #Thanksgiving

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Are ya’ll having a drumstick, thigh, cheek, or tail?”😅 ~ Crusoe Happy Thanksgi…
  10. #10

    “We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks! Happy Halloween!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks! Ha…“We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks! Ha…“We’re Alvin & the Chipmunks - inspired by our baby bro’s chubby cheeks! Ha…
  11. #11

    “We’ve got our baby bro’s play pen all equipped with my new 2026 calendar collection so he never misses an important date (like my birthday)” 📆 👉You can grab yours too from Amazon…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “We’ve got our baby bro’s play pen all equipped with my new 2026 calendar colle…
  12. #12

    “Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶 ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶 ~ Crusoe“Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶 ~ Crusoe“Just a few dogs being dogs for #internationaldogday !”🐶🐶🐶 ~ Crusoe
  13. #13

    “Would you run.. hide.. or try to pet the Velociwiener?” 😅 Watch my full JURASSIC WIENER episode here: https://t.co/Hgj3VmrY1d #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dachshunds

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  14. #14

    “You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “ ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “You think this stick is too short?! I picked it myself of course.. “ ~ Crusoe
  15. #15

    “Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛 ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛 ~ Crusoe“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛 ~ Crusoe“Back in my younger days, I was always smilin’ at them fishies” 😛 ~ Crusoe
  16. #16

    “Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Now Dad’s got THREE fishin’ buddies.. 😋 Happy Father’s Day everyone!” ~ Crusoe
  17. #17

    Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my reaction has been super chill and indifferent.. Whereas Daphne was a little wary and annoyed at firs…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Welcome to our new baby (hooman) brother, Adrian! As Mum and Dad suspected, my…
  18. #18

    “It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on with me, so today I want to wish her the sincerest of happy birthdays! Today she turns 6! And we’re…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “It always seems like Daphne’s birthday gets overshadowed by something going on…
  19. #19

    “How many of these so you recognize? Or maybe we missed your favourite here??” 😊 ~ Crusoe

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  20. #20

    “Thank you all for the kind words today.. you’ve helped a sad day also feel.. special❤️⭐️. Also, it’s possible Daphne and Delilah pick up and continue episodes at some point, but…

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  21. #21

    Today I announce my retirement... This is something I wanted to do before the baby arrives, as a sort of “wrap up” to my career. But I’ll still post pics and short clips to social…

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    Today I announce my retirement... This is something I wanted to do before the b…
  22. #22

    “New announcement episode coming tomorrow..” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “New announcement episode coming tomorrow..” ~ Crusoe
  23. #23

    “I found a soft and soggy one.. Do I keep?..” 🤔 ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “I found a soft and soggy one.. Do I keep?..” 🤔 ~ Crusoe
  24. #24

    “Happy 14th birthday to OAKLEY!! 🎉🥳 If you could be at his party, what would you say or give to him?” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Happy 14th birthday to OAKLEY!! 🎉🥳 If you could be at his party, what would yo…
  25. #25

    “Oakley’s first-ever date with Mila! On a scale of 1 to 10, how did he do?!” 🥂❤️😍 Watch full episode here:

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  26. #26

    “Is it ok that Daphne is my Valentine? Because I don’t know what I’d ever do without her..”🩷 ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Is it ok that Daphne is my Valentine? Because I don’t know what I’d ever do wi…
  27. #27

    “I found a good one, eh?” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “I found a good one, eh?” ~ Crusoe
  28. #28

    “Wow very thoughtful and considerate of Mum & Dad to get me a fancy new stroller… I imagine the baby will get my old one..” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Wow very thoughtful and considerate of Mum & Dad to get me a fancy new str…
  29. #29

    “Quick, rate this stick before it gets frozen stuck to my tongue!”🥶 ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “Quick, rate this stick before it gets frozen stuck to my tongue!”🥶 ~ Crusoe
  30. #30

    “If Mum wasn’t selfishly growing a baby I could be baking my buns in FLORIDA right now!!” ~ Crusoe

    Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund ·
    “If Mum wasn’t selfishly growing a baby I could be baking my buns in FLORIDA ri…