Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC

@LoveSheridanNYC

witty little history buff, searching for buried treasure

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  1. #1

    watching his old TED talks so I can clown on him later

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  2. #2

    I used to get self-conscious in bed wondering if he was having enough fun or not, but then I learned over time that a naked woman with big boobs is so enthralling he's basically i…

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  3. #3

    it’s so cool when someone flies across the country to see me. Not just like, tacks me on to a trip but comes to NYC specifically to see me. crazy flattering

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  4. #4

    the more exceptional my quality of life becomes the more I feel the responsibility to keep my heart soft

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  5. #5

    you set ‘em up & I knock ‘em down

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
    you set ‘em up & I knock ‘em down
  6. #6

    if you are going to be in Jackson Hole on the 18th please go to this and bring me back a Maggiori print, they're sold out everywhere. Or an original if you ball like that

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
    if you are going to be in Jackson Hole on the 18th please go to this and bring… if you are going to be in Jackson Hole on the 18th please go to this and bring…
  7. #7

    retired minor/major league athletes are a natural marriage match for “The Girls” bc of the synchronicity of our lives: careers are intense, short, physically demanding, highly pai…

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  8. #8

    always embarrassed to do the squat rack at the gym when I should be carrying water up a hill with a milkmaid’s yoke like my ancestors intended

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  9. #9

    newsletter on Friday: my first-ever trip to Iceland + fall travel plans let’s get wet :)

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
    newsletter on Friday: my first-ever trip to Iceland + fall travel plans let’s g…
  10. #10

    going to be in SF end of September for seven days! my weekend will be mostly occupied with attendance at a conference for degenerates and data nerds, but I'll be getting in on a T…

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  11. #11

    reading McNamara's Vietnam memoir and it's 400 pages of him dancing the very thin line between "self-flagellating" & "self-fellating"

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  12. #12

    thought I heard the sound of a dove cooing throatily outside my window but upon investigation I think it’s just my neighbor taking dick

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  13. #13

    double-barrel ;)

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
    double-barrel ;)
  14. #14

    explained to a Euro taxi driver why we insist on tipping abroad: our national character of extreme self-reliance. Receiving a service, even fairly compensated, we feel a microguil…

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  15. #15

    be my huckleberry?

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
    be my huckleberry?