Commentary Real President Donald J. Trump

@RealPresidentT

I'm President of the United States. I won the popular vote by 1 billion votes. I won all 62 states. Hillary begged me to stop winning. This is PARODY

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    I don’t soil myself by accident!

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    Canada is trying to build nuclear weapons with enriched maple syrup

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    We’ve been lied to all these years. Russia, China, and North Korea are the good guys. NATO is the enemy. I’ll be pulling the UNITED States out of NATO and aligning with Russia! Th…

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    It looks like Russia wants to attack NATO. America will stay out of that war. That’s Joe Biden’s war!

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    I have threatened the Kennedy Center with total annihilation if they don’t put my name back on the building. They have 24 hours!

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    I will bomb and demolish the Kennedy Center unless my name gets put back on the building!

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    You can bet your bottom dollar that I have the most gorgeous wife! (And she has a handsome husband!)

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    You can bet your bottom dollar that I have the most gorgeous wife! (And she has…
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    RIP Dolly Parton. You were a big fan of mine!

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    RIP Dolly Parton. You were a big fan of mine!
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    I will be changing the name of Lake Superior to Lake Inferior to be more aligned with Canada

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    My good friend Kimmy!

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    I’m sick of our “allies” taking advantage of our country! I spoke with Putin, and we have a great relationship, and he said to me, “Sir, your allies are very mean to you. NATO, Ca…

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    I will be levying a 100% tourist tariff on Canadumb tourists coming to America to see Niagara Falls!

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    The American side of Niagara Falls is SUPERIOR to the Canadumb side, and it’s not even close!

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    The price of oil (gas!) has just gone down like never before! You’re welcome!

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    The TERRIBLE country of CanaDuhh is no longer our friend since they have placed tariffs on American products. We will be claiming the Great Lakes and changing their names. Lake On…

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    Three years ago today I became a convicted felon! Thank You!

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    Three years ago today I became a convicted felon! Thank You!
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    Do I pass solids in my pants? Yes! It’s because I’m too busy Making America Great Again to use the toilet. I urge all hard workers to skip the bathroom and use a diaper.

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    Is Mitch McConnell still recovering or is he dead?

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    Canada will pay every price for putting tariffs on US goods! Who uses tariffs as a form of gamesmanship? They are LOSERS!

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