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    Church Trades Away Worship Leader For Youth Pastor And Usher To Be Named Later

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    Fauci Asks China To Engineer New Virus That Just Kills Rand Paul

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    TRAILER: Smile 3

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    Waymo Introduces New 'Islam Mode' That Sends Car To Mow Down Civilians

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    Meet Carl, The Last Remaining Person In Denver Who Isn't Homeless

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    8 Signs Your Car Might Have Been Radicalized

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    Wife Unveils Pumpkin Spice Advent Calendar

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    Mitch McConnell Honors Late Friend Lindsey Graham With 47-Day Moment Of Silence

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    Democrats Accuse Fauci’s Diary Of Attacking Science

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  10. #10

    "Are you working hard or hardly working?"

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    "Are you working hard or hardly working?"
  11. #11

    "I can't imagine a worse fate."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "I can't imagine a worse fate."
  12. #12

    "Let this be a lesson to everyone else."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "Let this be a lesson to everyone else."
  13. #13

    "Sometimes you just have to reward yourself."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "Sometimes you just have to reward yourself."
  14. #14

    "I thought for sure the machines would have conquered us by now."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "I thought for sure the machines would have conquered us by now."
  15. #15

    "This game is impossible."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "This game is impossible."
  16. #16

    "I promise to post something horribly un-Christlike soon."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "I promise to post something horribly un-Christlike soon."
  17. #17

    "There's no place for them in this business."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "There's no place for them in this business."
  18. #18

    "It was all worth it."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "It was all worth it."
  19. #19

    "You have dishonored your family."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "You have dishonored your family."
  20. #20

    "I always knew I could do it."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "I always knew I could do it."
  21. #21

    "In hindsight, that might have been a mistake."

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    "In hindsight, that might have been a mistake."
  22. #22

    "Oh, this should be really nice."

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    "Oh, this should be really nice."
  23. #23

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    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
  24. #24

    "We'll take our chances over here."

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    "We'll take our chances over here."
  25. #25

    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)

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    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
  26. #26

    See them all here:

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    See them all here:
  27. #27

    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)

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    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
  28. #28

    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)

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    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
  29. #29

    Dang it, Greg.

    The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee ·
    Dang it, Greg.
  30. #30

    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)

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    Photo posted by The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)