daniel tosh

@danieltosh

founder of https://t.co/Mp6Q9vwf5H


  1. #1

    on this week's #toshshow i reveal the hollywood secrets behind how i maintain my tv-worthy hairline. spoiler alert: it's pricey. #balding #prp #injections #rogain #48isthenew43 #b…

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    i’m not the host that reality tv deserves, but i’m the one it needs. let’s find out who’s #thegoat may 9 on @primevideo @amazonfreevee

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    if you're as tired as I am of waiting for nsync to reunite, today's #toshshow guest has just the thing to tide you over #boybandproject #tributeact #coverband #1999 #millennium #b…

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    if you think the sounds you hear in a movie or tv show are real, my #toshshow guest wants you to know you are a big dumb boob. #moviemagic #hollywood #insider #noise #clopclopclop…

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    i love talking shit, but let’s put the toilet humor aside and focus on toilet learning with my favorite plumber. this week’s #toshshow is the perfect morning listen while pushing…

  6. #6

    indianapolis 2nd show added june 13th!! presale password tosh

  7. #7

    in a town where no one has a real job, meet my favorite conlanger! unlike the oscars, #toshshow celebrates the real heroes of all the nerd shit i’ve never watched. #klingon #highv…

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    here at #toshshow we believe that everyone deserves a second chance, which is why i think we should hear #billymcfarland out about fyre festival. what could go wrong? #disaster #t…

  9. #9

    early matinee show added in columbus, ohio june 16!!! #bluehairs password - tosh

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    my latest #toshshow guest’s dad can beat up your dad. unless your dad is muhammad ali. #georgeforeman #cooldad #undefeated #leanmeangrillingmachine

  11. #11

    last minute valentine’s gift! blow your partner away! new tour dates go on sale now! presale password “tosh”!!

  12. #12

    another bonus #toshshow emergency pod! it’s not all sunshine and palm trees here in malibu #drama #intheairtonight #valentinesday

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    i’m trying to appeal to a wider audience in the red states, so this week’s #toshshow guest is a drag queen from san francisco! #hideyokids #sashay #hunty #sissythattalk #ncsevente…

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    new #toshshow is your super bowl lock of the week, also chiefs moneyline!! #degenerate #swiftie #betthehouse

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    you don’t need to be famous to buy a car without going to the dealer, you just need to watch this week's #toshshow! time to embarrass my father with my lack of car knowledge! #kic…

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    since so many commenters love my sweaters, let’s talk to the woman behind my #fitsanddrip on this week's #toshshow #fashionicon #lewk

  17. #17

    on this week’s #toshshow I break bread (cookies) with a fancy michelin-starred chef. #outoftouch

  18. #18

    big day @miamidolphins fans!! i believe in mcdaniel and tua!! can someone send me their peacock login info?

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    bonus tiny emergency pod! my private open letter to aaron rodgers. #kimmel #children #covid #toshshow #jetswillalwayssuck

  20. #20

    #toshshow is back! since it’s the only week of the year anyone pretends to care about fitness, i’m taking my already sculpted body to the next level with tony horton the inventor…

  21. #21

    #toshshow coming to you live from tahoe for the xmas special! make sure to watch this week’s episode. we’re both too good-looking to only listen.

  22. #22

    xmas comes early, or late! i’ll be performing in los angeles along with every other comedian!! may 4 at the dolby theatre!!! presale starts now, use code tosh

  23. #23

    witnessing today’s #toshshow guest communicate with my dogs cured me of my skepticism #telepathy or #bullshit

  24. #24

    attention ugly americans!! today’s #toshshow guest is my sexy friend from france… see you in the comments! #bonjour #mercibeaucoup

  25. #25

    i hope this week’s #toshshow centers you. #namaste #livelaughtosh

  26. #26

    hard to believe it’s already been a week! sode two just in time for leg day!!

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    if you don’t want to see my face but still want to hear #toshshow

  28. #28

    now you don’t have to live in my house to hear me babble every week. new podcast is out today! #toshshow sode 1, my wife’s gynecologist.

  29. #29

    huge announcement! i will be in vegas this weekend performing at the mirage. please, come see me. i wouldn’t ask if this wasn’t serious. i will also be back in two weeks.

  30. #30

    i’m here in south carolina for night one of the #sweetTtour! if you can’t get tickets tonight in charleston, don’t panic! just take a pedicab to columbia for tomorrow’s show, tons…