Evelyn Greene

@evelyngreenenyc

Catch me lounging by the pool reading smut and Sapiens | First Official Hotel Robe Reviewer

  1. #1

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  2. #2

    Just a reminder that I’m always game to go to the Open.

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  3. #3

    I have to tell you guys something. But I’m afraid it’s going to destroy the EG brand… I ate a salad this summer.

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  4. #4

    All of my vibrators finally dying in the same sesh feels like a message from the universe.

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  5. #5

    Disappeared to be the Birthday Girl but now I’m back!!

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    Disappeared to be the Birthday Girl but now I’m back!!
  6. #6

    My green flag is that I rotate which fern gets to come in the shower with me so they can get all steamy. 🪴

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  7. #7

    Anyone else just not an umbrella girl? I really prefer to just be out here raw dogging the rain.

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  8. #8

    As soon as it’s in the budget I’m having weekly in-house massages and in-house meal prep because your girl is sore and hungry 😩

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  9. #9

    Sweet as sugar

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    Sweet as sugar
  10. #10

    Is anyone else genetically superior like me and gets zero reaction to a mosquito bite?

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  11. #11

    You guys. Please help me get behind the face blur. When you do it, it looks great, when I do it… it’s questionable.

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  12. #12

    Years ago, I used to go to a lot of play parties, but now I’m completely out of the loop! Can any ladies loop me back in?! Preferably on my DMs

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  13. #13

    Well aren’t I a lucky woman! 🥹

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    Well aren’t I a lucky woman! 🥹
  14. #14

    Fun Fact: almost none of you know this, mostly because I can’t post photos here, but I’m kind of obsessed with designing and throwing parties. Planning the details, creating the a…

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  15. #15

    I’m almost the birthday girl! And if you’ll recall, I celebrate all month long! I’ve added lots to my Thr0ne, but especially these two dresses for my birthday party!https://t.co/L…

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    I’m almost the birthday girl! And if you’ll recall, I celebrate all month long!… I’m almost the birthday girl! And if you’ll recall, I celebrate all month long!…
  16. #16

    My ring camera texting me “there is a person at your Living Room” when it’s just me walking through the frame” will never not terrify me.

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  17. #17

    Elegant, but I sometimes bite. 🖤🕷️

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    Elegant, but I sometimes bite. 🖤🕷️
  18. #18

    I have so much very nice lingerie I don’t wear anymore- what are we doing with retired lingerie?!

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  19. #19

    Just making the most beautiful art over on my fan site.

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    Just making the most beautiful art over on my fan site.
  20. #20

    I’m convinced (know) one of my favorite gentleman is booking every cool hotel in the city just so I can try on their robes.

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    I’m convinced (know) one of my favorite gentleman is booking every cool hotel i…
  21. #21

    Love when you have an amazing photoshoot and you start trying to select your edits and you’re like- ok great- I’ve narrowed it down to my 208 favorites

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  22. #22

    My car decided to just die today. Is it ok to put a new car on my wishlist?

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  23. #23

    Is this giving Fallen Angel?

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    Is this giving Fallen Angel?
  24. #24

    🤍🤍🤍

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    🤍🤍🤍
  25. #25

    He told me to go take some much deserved R&R. 🥹

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    He told me to go take some much deserved R&R. 🥹 He told me to go take some much deserved R&R. 🥹
  26. #26

    I’ve finally hit flow state on my fans site.

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    I’ve finally hit flow state on my fans site.