My ring camera texting me “there is a person at your Living Room” when it’s just me walking through the frame” will never not terrify me.

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  2. #2

    Just a reminder that I’m always game to go to the Open.

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    I have to tell you guys something. But I’m afraid it’s going to destroy the EG brand… I ate a salad this summer.

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    All of my vibrators finally dying in the same sesh feels like a message from the universe.

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  5. #5

    Disappeared to be the Birthday Girl but now I’m back!!

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·
    Disappeared to be the Birthday Girl but now I’m back!!
  6. #6

    My green flag is that I rotate which fern gets to come in the shower with me so they can get all steamy. 🪴

    Evelyn Greene @evelyngreenenyc ·

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