it’s so cool when someone flies across the country to see me. Not just like, tacks me on to a trip but comes to NYC specifically to see me. crazy flattering

  1. #1

    watching his old TED talks so I can clown on him later

  2. #2

    I used to get self-conscious in bed wondering if he was having enough fun or not, but then I learned over time that a naked woman with big boobs is so enthralling he's basically i…

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    the more exceptional my quality of life becomes the more I feel the responsibility to keep my heart soft

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    you set ‘em up & I knock ‘em down

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    if you are going to be in Jackson Hole on the 18th please go to this and bring me back a Maggiori print, they're sold out everywhere. Or an original if you ball like that

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    retired minor/major league athletes are a natural marriage match for “The Girls” bc of the synchronicity of our lives: careers are intense, short, physically demanding, highly pai…

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