Once my wife gets in bed, all bets are off. No hugging, no touching, only sleeping is allowed. If I attempt to initiate a hug - it is swiftly rebutted with a 'IM SLEEPING.' I can't sleep either if we are too close or touching, but all I wanted was a hug. Anyone elses wife

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  1. #1

    Karen didn't want him recording, so she pulled the fire alarm. 🤦‍♂️ Pulling a fire alarm when there is no fire can be a felony if someone is hurt trying to escape.

  2. #2

    Getting your hair done in NYC looks completely different now that Mamdani has taken over:

  3. #3

    The new Skybourne race in WoW Forever seems kinda gay.

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