You've never heard your white friend speak Chinese before, all he ever does is make jokes like "AHH HERROOO, ME SO SOLLY THE FLIED LICE WAS DERIVERED RATE" So why is your mom insisting he's a "master of the Chinese"?

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  1. #1

    A number of folks have asked how to support me during my recovery, so here’s how (1) If you’re in NY I have errands you can run (2) I now have to order my groceries for delivery.…

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    A number of folks have asked how to support me during my recovery, so here’s ho…
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    “Ah dude what happened…” you rubbed your head as a hangover set in No response. You look around and notice your little asian sister about to go down on me. You shout “What are you…

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    Why do I keep sexually harassing your mom every time I come over? Because it works. You’d never have the balls to hit on a woman like this, so let a white man show you how it’s do…

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  4. #4

    Your sexuality before you met me Vs Your sexuality after you saw my BWC for the first time

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    Your sexuality before you met me Vs Your sexuality after you saw my BWC for the…
  5. #5

    Your cute little Asian sister was getting to that age when boys started asking about sex. She was gonna ask you what to do, but since you’re a virgin she decided to ask me, your w…

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    I had been shooting porn for a year with my Asian gf and my fame grew quickly. The fans demanded a threesome, but we didn’t know any local talent… So I guess what I’m saying is we…

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