“Ah dude what happened…” you rubbed your head as a hangover set in No response. You look around and notice your little asian sister about to go down on me. You shout “What are you doing with lulu?!?” “Thanks for hosting my birthday cuck” I smugly reply. “Time for my present!”

  1. #1

    A number of folks have asked how to support me during my recovery, so here’s how (1) If you’re in NY I have errands you can run (2) I now have to order my groceries for delivery.…

  2. #2

    Why do I keep sexually harassing your mom every time I come over? Because it works. You’d never have the balls to hit on a woman like this, so let a white man show you how it’s do…

  3. #3

    Your sexuality before you met me Vs Your sexuality after you saw my BWC for the first time

  4. #4

    Your cute little Asian sister was getting to that age when boys started asking about sex. She was gonna ask you what to do, but since you’re a virgin she decided to ask me, your w…

  5. #5

    I had been shooting porn for a year with my Asian gf and my fame grew quickly. The fans demanded a threesome, but we didn’t know any local talent… So I guess what I’m saying is we…

  6. #6

    Hey buddy, listen, I’m sorry I fucked your mom in every room in your house—yes, even your bedroom—but it was an emergency! What was the emergency? My dick got hard randomly, duh

查看 @combatpotatowas 的全部帖子