Hey buddy, listen, I’m sorry I fucked your mom in every room in your house—yes, even your bedroom—but it was an emergency! What was the emergency? My dick got hard randomly, duh

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    A number of folks have asked how to support me during my recovery, so here’s how (1) If you’re in NY I have errands you can run (2) I now have to order my groceries for delivery.…

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    A number of folks have asked how to support me during my recovery, so here’s ho…
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    “Ah dude what happened…” you rubbed your head as a hangover set in No response. You look around and notice your little asian sister about to go down on me. You shout “What are you…

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    Why do I keep sexually harassing your mom every time I come over? Because it works. You’d never have the balls to hit on a woman like this, so let a white man show you how it’s do…

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    Your sexuality before you met me Vs Your sexuality after you saw my BWC for the first time

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    Your sexuality before you met me Vs Your sexuality after you saw my BWC for the…
  5. #5

    Your cute little Asian sister was getting to that age when boys started asking about sex. She was gonna ask you what to do, but since you’re a virgin she decided to ask me, your w…

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    I had been shooting porn for a year with my Asian gf and my fame grew quickly. The fans demanded a threesome, but we didn’t know any local talent… So I guess what I’m saying is we…

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