combatpotatowastakensomehow

@combatpotatowas

28 White M nyc. I make raceplay captions and threads. Pay me for being white! https://t.co/TTPrGCUpuR Free BWC pic with $10 donation to my WP charity!


  1. #1

    A number of folks have asked how to support me during my recovery, so here’s how (1) If you’re in NY I have errands you can run (2) I now have to order my groceries for delivery.…

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    “Ah dude what happened…” you rubbed your head as a hangover set in No response. You look around and notice your little asian sister about to go down on me. You shout “What are you…

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    Why do I keep sexually harassing your mom every time I come over? Because it works. You’d never have the balls to hit on a woman like this, so let a white man show you how it’s do…

  4. #4

    Your sexuality before you met me Vs Your sexuality after you saw my BWC for the first time

  5. #5

    Your cute little Asian sister was getting to that age when boys started asking about sex. She was gonna ask you what to do, but since you’re a virgin she decided to ask me, your w…

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    I had been shooting porn for a year with my Asian gf and my fame grew quickly. The fans demanded a threesome, but we didn’t know any local talent… So I guess what I’m saying is we…

  7. #7

    Hey buddy, listen, I’m sorry I fucked your mom in every room in your house—yes, even your bedroom—but it was an emergency! What was the emergency? My dick got hard randomly, duh

  8. #8

    Your Asian gf had been planning a trip with you for months, but you were hospitalized and couldn’t go You said “sorry you have to cancel it, babe” but she said “don’t worry I’m no…

  9. #9

    Give me $10 for a steam key Chop chop👏🏻

  10. #10

    It wasn’t your white friend’s fault that your Asian sister decided to blow him—no it’s his evil girlfriend’s fault! She’s been constantly telling your little sis about how amazing…

  11. #11

    Your mom always encouraged you to make white friends. She said “no black boy can get ahead in this world without the help of whites” You’re now suspecting she had an ulterior moti…

  12. #12

    After hearing your white stud bully describe the horrific ways he abused you, your mom struggled to stop herself from kneeling to suck his cock 2 seconds later she saw his massive…

  13. #13

    For a rice boy: Being young is wanting to have a beautiful girlfriend Growing up is wanting to watch a white man with your beautiful girlfriend Maturing is wanting to be his beaut…

  14. #14

    Your dad's infertility meant your mom needed a sperm donor, but your poor immigrant family couldn't afford $10,000 IVF treatments... Your resourceful mom found an alternative, but…

  15. #15

    Power. Purpose. Beauty. Strength. White. Chains. Weakness. Suffering. Losing. Colored.

  16. #16

    You’re here for one, big, hard reason, and it’s definitely not the girl

  17. #17

    To celebrate 10k followers, I'm going to meet up with one of my fans! I'll be evaluating flying to you or flying you to me to spend a day or two I've got a form you can fill out i…

  18. #18

    Your white bully jokingly shouted “Glory to the CCP!” as your sister blew him in your immigrant family’s tiny bathroom You hoped your mom, a former member of the party, would’ve s…

  19. #19

    No testosterone. No masculinity. No rights. Sexual submission. Total submission. Fully losing to a white man online you’ve never met. Your reaction:

  20. #20

    What if we had matching comic strips? That would be pretty romantic, don't you think?

  21. #21

    I'm a terrible findom because I'm supposed to take the money and stop caring when you run out, but the more you give the more fixated I get on how fucked in the head you are I'm a…

  22. #22

    You've never heard your white friend speak Chinese before, all he ever does is make jokes like "AHH HERROOO, ME SO SOLLY THE FLIED LICE WAS DERIVERED RATE" So why is your mom insi…

  23. #23

    Your white friend felt bad that your girlfriend was totally ignoring you for his BWC, so he convinced her to have a threesome They've been fucking for hours now. You tried asking…

  24. #24

    1/10 people has a raceplay kink 1/10 race players will see my page 1/10 page viewers will message me 1/10 people who message me will be changed by me 1/10 people who are changed b…

  25. #25

    Give me money to do a caption. I don't need the money but I just don't have any motivation. Give me $10 and I'll do a custom caption. That sounds fair to me. Very fair even.

  26. #26

    Your gf told your white bully that she’d never done porn before, but he instructed that authenticity is what viewers pay big for As for her? She didn’t care about the money, getti…

  27. #27

    How my asian followers be looking at me while waiting for the next caption to drop (I'm too busy gooning and playing Forza)

  28. #28

    Catching your Asian mom blowing your white best friend is supposed to be traumatic! So why is it that you’ve been staring at them from behind the couch the whole time, dreaming of…

  29. #29

    The saddest day of an Asian woman’s life is having an Asian son. The happiest is when a white boy turns him into her Asian daughter

  30. #30

    (1/2) You never thought your white friend could beat you at smash bros, which is why you bet a blowjob from your mom on the game You told her what happened, she laughed and refuse…