thought I heard the sound of a dove cooing throatily outside my window but upon investigation I think it’s just my neighbor taking dick

Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·

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  1. #1

    watching his old TED talks so I can clown on him later

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  2. #2

    I used to get self-conscious in bed wondering if he was having enough fun or not, but then I learned over time that a naked woman with big boobs is so enthralling he's basically i…

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
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    it’s so cool when someone flies across the country to see me. Not just like, tacks me on to a trip but comes to NYC specifically to see me. crazy flattering

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
  4. #4

    the more exceptional my quality of life becomes the more I feel the responsibility to keep my heart soft

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
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    you set ‘em up & I knock ‘em down

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
    you set ‘em up & I knock ‘em down
  6. #6

    if you are going to be in Jackson Hole on the 18th please go to this and bring me back a Maggiori print, they're sold out everywhere. Or an original if you ball like that

    Sheridan Sherman 🏹 NYC @LoveSheridanNYC ·
    if you are going to be in Jackson Hole on the 18th please go to this and bring… if you are going to be in Jackson Hole on the 18th please go to this and bring…

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